Peter's Evil Overlord List
Written on Thursday, June 17, 2004 by Jessica
Peter's Evil Overlord List is worth a look. It's the "Top 100 Things I'd Do if I Were an Evil Overlord" (or something like that). One of my favorites: If an advisor says to me, "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?" I will reply, "This," and kill the advisor. (Number 46)
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My favorite: When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
That's a good one.
I take that back. Now my favorite: Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.