I'll pass


Written on Monday, June 16, 2008 by Jessica

Chester Oliver has sent me an urgent email to tell me that I can enlarge my penis by three inches.

Subject: You Can Enlarge Your Penis By 3"

Be the stud in 2008, and achieve all your dreams of super size!

Many surveys have shown that ladies prefer their man to have a huge manhood.
While I do indeed dream of super size (McDonald's, usually), that would give me an overall penis size of only three inches, which is more embarrassing than having no penis at all, so I think I'll pass.

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  1. Unknown |

    You're so funny. :)

  2. Teriana |

    It's not the size that matters. Oh, wait. You're a woman so you know that's a lie.

  3. Sherri Sanders |

    Hmmm.... why is spam always about penis size?

  4. Jessica |

    Yeah, you never see spam for creams and gadgets to increase breast size.

  5. Anonymous |

    I think having a penis would be fun!! I would not have to sit down or squat on filthy toilets to pee...have u seen those public restrooms? YUCK!

    But I also like the fact that my girly parts are neatly tucked in.. so I don't know....

    penis < vagina
    penis > vagina
    penis = vagina


  6. Jessica |

    Have you seen that movie Juno? There's a line that really cracks me up. She sees a bunch of track runners from her school running down the sidewalk: "When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All I see is pork swords."


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