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Written on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 by Jessica

Woman accused of groping Santa

DANBURY, Conn. -- A Danbury woman is facing charges that she groped Santa Claus at the Danbury Fair mall.
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Police are not releasing the name of the man playing Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him.

"He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident," Myles said.
Pardon me for saying so, but isn't this supposed to be one of the perks of being Santa? There have be lots of Santas out there just waiting for some lonely MILFy goodness -- or maybe some almost-eighteen jailbait -- to jump up on his lap. Mrs. Claus must've been standing nearby.

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5 Comments

  1. lisa's chaos |

    You would think he would like it. :) Did you hear on the news about the Santa Run thing happening this weekend? I guess it's in several large cities. We're contemplating running to the cities to check it out. :)

     
  2. Jessica |

    Like a Running of the Santas? You should go to Boston to see the Speedo Santas. Oh, darn. We've already missed it. :)

     
  3. Christina |

    I saw that article too. In Danbury, CT no less, but then again it is WASP country so maybe that was the closest thing that she had in a looong time

     
  4. Alex |

    Well, if he's too traumatized to continue his Santa-ly chores, I'd be more than willing to step up and have some of those yummie mommies sit on my lap.

     
  5. Sherri |

    Ewwww... I'm a tad grossed out by this. Just the thought of a 65 year old man getting his jollies by my child sitting on his lap, no matter what the age, creeps me out.

     

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