Better than sex

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Written on Monday, August 18, 2008 by Jessica

64% of you would rather give up sex than hot water.
36% would say "bye bye" to hot water forever.

Early on in the polling, an overwhelming number of respondents were not willing to give up hot water. When I told a coworker, he said, "You must not have very many guys who read your blog."

Here's the chart.

Tax refunds rule

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Written on Monday, June 23, 2008 by Jessica

Most of you got refunds:

I got a big-ass refund. (6) - 46%
I'm getting a small refund. (5) - 38%
I have to pay in a little. (0) - 0%
I have to pay in a ton! (1) - 8%
I don't live in the U.S. (1) - 8%

Official results here.

Fudgy brownies rule

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Written on Tuesday, April 15, 2008 by Jessica

An overwhelming percentage of you prefer fudgy brownies over cakelike.

89% - Fudgy
11% - Cakelike

At least one person complained that she liked them neither fudgy nor cakelike, but what can I say? Brownie boxes rarely have instructions for anything other than cakelike or fudgy.

You can see the fancy chart here.

McCain is your man

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Written on Thursday, March 06, 2008 by Jessica

McCain vs. McCain: Who's your pick?

30% John McCain
20% Huckabee
10% Alan Keyes
40% Preferred to vote in the Democrat poll

You can see the results here.

Poll Results: Hillary for Prez!

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Written on Monday, February 25, 2008 by Jessica

40% of you say Hillary for Prez!
20% of you are hoping for Obama.
And the remaining 40% of you are waiting for my Republican poll.

You can see the fancy bar chart here.

Readers' Pick: Soylent Green

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Written on Thursday, February 14, 2008 by Jessica

Your pick for a Valentine's movie? Why, Soylent Green, of course.

40% - Soylent Green
30% - French Kiss
30% - Notting Hill
0% - Beauty and the Beast
0% - It Happened One Night

Fancy bar chart.

Update: Spoiler alert. A couple of the comments reveal the Soylent secret (gasp!), so if you were planning to run right out and rent it for your "romantic" Valentine's movie tonight, don't read the comments. :) (Ha! as if it's available at your local movie place. The movie is older than I am, and as my sister would tell you, I'm ancient.)

Super Bowl commericals rule

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Written on Sunday, February 03, 2008 by Jessica

36% of you only watch the Super Bowl to see the commericals.
29% of you aren't interested in "bowling."
29% rooted for the Giants (congratulations!)
7% rooted for the Patriots (too bad, so sad)

Fancy chart here.

Any ideas for the next poll?

Down with resolutions

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Written on Monday, January 21, 2008 by Jessica

Most of you are anti-New Year's Resolutions:

43% - Yes (made resolutions)
0% - No (did not make resolutions)
57% - Absolutely not (Hell will free over before I make resolutions)

Fancy chart here.

Don't forget to check out the new poll!

Pop vs. soda

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Written on Wednesday, January 02, 2008 by Jessica

"Pop" received an overwhelming majority of votes -- 81, in fact, which means that at least one person voted for it many, many times, because I know that I don't have that many people in the world interested in my blog. :) I thought I restricted votes to once every 1000 hours, but I guess not.

Pop -- 93%
Soda -- 2%
Soft drink -- 0%
Coke -- 2%
Something else -- 2%

See the fancy bar chart here.

Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde

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Written on Saturday, November 10, 2007 by Jessica

It's a tie between those of you who know the ghosts' names and those who didn't know the ghosts have names.

Do you know the names of the Pac-Man ghosts?
44% Yes, of course.
44% The ghosts have names?
13% No, I'd have to look it up.
0% What's Pac-Man?

Pretty bar chart

Technically, Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde are nicknames. The ghosts' real names are:

Shadow (Blinky)
Speedy (Pinky)
Bashful (Inky)
Pokey (Clyde)

(source: Wikipedia)

How you met your significant other

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Written on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 by Jessica

We have a tie:

25% Through a mutual friend, but we weren't fixed up.
25% We were friends first. It developed into something more.
17% Online - other (chat room, blog, forum, etc.)
8% At a bar/club
8% Online - dating/match service
8% Blind date. We were fixed up!
8% Other.
0% Single, thank god.

Click here for a chart.

I'm surprised to learn that I have no single readers. None who participated in this poll, that is.

I originally wondered about the "Other" response, but then I remembered how my sister met her boyfriend. She was a young, innocent little thing working at a gun shop, when a really old customer came in and asked her out. :) None of the available responses matched such a scenario. Who knows how many other scenarios I overlooked.

Baby's Daddy and I were fixed up on a blind date, although technically we'd met once before. I just didn't remember him. :) Hmmmm, you'd think that would've been a sign that it wouldn't work out, but whattaya know. We're happily married now, and for eleven years at that!

How about you? What's your story? (Lisa, feel free to link us to your blog entry, since I know you've recently covered the subject.)

got meat?

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Written on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 by Jessica

Most of you like your steak overcooked. :) A whopping 80% of respondents preferred their steak cooked to at least medium doneness.

Well done - 30%
Medium well - 10%
Medium - 40%
Medium rare - 10%
Rare - 10%
Blue - 0%
I don't like steak - 0%
I'm vegetarian /vegan - 0%

Click here to see the handy graph.

The Bonds baseball

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Written on Thursday, September 27, 2007 by Jessica

The public has voted to brand it with a big fat asterisk and send it off to the Hall of Fame:

34% Bestow it (intact) to Cooperstown
47% Brand it and send it to Cooperstown
19% Banish it (i.e., launch into space)

Don't forget to check out the new poll!

An age-old question

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Written on Thursday, September 20, 2007 by Jessica

Boxers or briefs? Here's what you thought:

Boxers - 40%
Boxer briefs - 40%
Briefs, brightly colored - 10%
Commando, baby! - 10%
Tighty whities - zilch

See the chart here.

Any ideas for the next poll topic?

The results are in

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Written on Thursday, May 03, 2007 by Jessica

More results from my most recent Downright Newsworthy Poll.

Are you trying to lose weight?

10% No, but I should. (Give it a try!)
20% Yes, and it's going swimmingly. (Good for you!)
40% Yes, but it's not going so well. (Aww, don't give up!)
30% No. I'm at a good weight. (Good for you, too!)
0% No. I'm trying to gain weight.
Pretty bar chart:
http://www.addpoll.com/results?5140

My own diet is going pretty well. So far I've lost eleven pounds. My long-term goal is 140 pounds. Well, actually, my goal is a size 10, which I think will be roughly 140 pounds. After that, I'll think about getting down to a size 8.

On the shorter term, just getting into a size 16 will be a huge accomplishment for me. I was almost into a size 16 when my last diet faltered in 2004.

I really need to pick up some healthy snacks. I've been dieting for three-and-a-half weeks, which means I've been hungry for three-and-a-half weeks. I'm beginning to feel true sympathy for the likes of Anna Scott (Julia Roberts) in Notting Hill, who said she'd been dieting since she was 19, which meant she'd been hungry for a decade. If I'd just get some low-calorie snacks, maybe I wouldn't be so hungry.

The results are in

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Written on Wednesday, March 21, 2007 by Jessica

Hey, Trump, you're fired. You, too, Cramer.

We have a tie for the most annoying television personality. Donald Trump and Jim Cramer took nearly a third of votes cast -- each.

4% Carrot Top
8% Dick Vitale
8% Dog the Bounty Hunter
32% Donald Trump

4% Emeril Lagasse
32% Jim Cramer
4% John Madden
0% Richard Simmons
0% Ron Popeil
4% Tony Little

See the pretty bar chart here.

Now's your chance. Who did I miss? What superannoying television personality was not on the list? I can't believe I didn't include Billy Mays, that annoying guy in OxiClean commercials.

Poll results

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Written on Tuesday, March 06, 2007 by Jessica

If you can believe it, some people actually dislike the word "shish kabob." What do you think?

14% Love it! It's even better than "sycophant," "sundry," and "ducky."
29% Hate it! It's even worse than "snot," "blubber," and "gut."
14% Isn't is spelled "shish kebab?"
43% Who cares? They're yummy!

See the pretty bar graph

Poll results

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Written on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 by Jessica

You've just taken the last bit of coffee from the office kitchen. You're all alone. Do you make a new pot?

50% Yes, of course. (Because Jesus and Santa are watching.)
30% Sionara, suckers! Make your own coffee.
20% It depends on how late I am for my meeting.

See the lovely bar chart here.

My sister tells me that she accidentally voted for the wrong answer. In her mind, the question, "Do you make a new pot?" can only be answered, "Yes, of course I don't."