Written on Monday, June 16, 2008 by Jessica
Chester Oliver has sent me an urgent email to tell me that I can enlarge my penis by three inches.
Subject: You Can Enlarge Your Penis By 3"
Be the stud in 2008, and achieve all your dreams of super size!
Many surveys have shown that ladies prefer their man to have a huge manhood.
While I do indeed dream of super size (McDonald's, usually), that would give me an overall penis size of only three inches, which is more embarrassing than having no penis at all, so I think I'll pass.
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Written on Thursday, May 29, 2008 by Jessica
Now my spam is insulting me with such clever subject lines as:
- You look really stupid jessica
- what a stupid face you have here jessica
The text of each email contains the word "Watch" with a link that probably downloads a rocking keylogger or something.
I guess the intent of these messages is to prey on the YouTube generation. "OMG! Does someone have video of me when I was trashed at Ethan's party last Friday night?? I should
totally follow this link to see!"
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Written on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 by Jessica
Yes, the e-mail variety. Where else could I learn such priceless maxims as:
A penis is a terrible thing to waste.
It is indeed.
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Written on Sunday, January 06, 2008 by Jessica
I received some spam in my account today with a subject line that indicated I needed to restore account access. I wondered how it eluded my spam filters, so I couldn't help opening it. The message said:
Your account access was blocked on
04/01/2008
Click here to unblock it.
I suppose that once I hand over all my confidential information, these spammers plan to wait until April 1st before changing my password and blocking my access.
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Written on Thursday, December 13, 2007 by Jessica
I love spam. Sure, it's annoying most of the time, but every once in awhile I get a gem, like this festive acrostic for Mega Dick that passed through my inbox:
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Eager to feel the taste of a holiday?
Get ready for more excitement and delight on New Year!
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Don't be scared to make changes in your life-style!
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Celebrate the New Year's day with a new bigger dic'k!
Keep in view all our special offers! Learn about this wonder-medicine now!
What's more fun than an acrostic where they couldn't come up with a line for every letter?
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Written on Friday, March 23, 2007 by Jessica
I'm really enjoying the Anatrim spam I've been getting.
Anatrim – The up-to-the-moment and most delighting flesh loss product available – As told on Oprah Do you understand that superfluous body kilograms kill very much people every year? We believe that you hate the unsightly appearance of those people and the social bias against them. Moreover, you have not the will to resist a pressure of your baneful eating habits. If you see it sounds familiar, then we have something for you!
Introducing Anatrim, the ultimate product for the elimination of your body’s extra weight. The most amazing thing is that Anatrim raises the quality of your life, repressing the feeling of hunger and giving you better spirit. Note what people say to us on this product:
"It’s outstanding! Instead of watching TV constantly and always glutting myself with food I became more interested in doing sport. Anatrim made me stride on confidently. I have a great figure now and lots of men fix their eyes on me!" Amelia B., San Diego
"I tried some passive weight burning, but to no purpose. This terrible hunger would just rush in and spoil everything. Once I was told on Anatrim my very best friend by and I rather liked the information. I had attempted using it, and my wife said to me I look very good now, 3 months later. 32 pounds off and I keep still losing them! And you know, it’s rather hot in our bedroom now." Steve Burbon, New York
Anatrim gives you an opportunity to understand that you doesn’t have such a great need for the constant eating. It raises your mood up, supplies you with additional energy, and attacks useless kilos. Especial thanks to its mighty newly-elaborated formula!!
Find out more useful information on this excellent product now!
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Written on Monday, March 19, 2007 by Jessica
Anatrim – The latest and most exciting product for over-weight people is now readily available – As shown on BBC.
Do you retain all the situations when you appeal to yourself to do anything for being delivered from this fastly growing pounds of fat? Fortunately, now no great price is to be paid. With Anatrim, the earth-shaking pound-melting medley, you can get healthier mode of life and become really thinner. Have a look at what people state!
"It’s rather difficult to confess but I was an awful food addict. I ate all this trash and could not stop. This misery left off when I started taking Anatrim! Oh, God, my appetite decreased, spirits improved and I turned to the happiest person 17 pounds in 2.3 months. I can tell you now I became the happiest person!" Linda F., Washington
"I had problems with over-weight since a boy. You can't even fancy how I hated being mocked at school. I hated my plumpness and I detested myself. After trying many different remedies I found out about Anatrim. It literally dragged me out of this dreadful nightmare! Many and many thanks to you, my friends." Charley Mock, New York
"You know what? Thanks to Anatrim my marriage was saved! I got into the circle, depression – eating more – even more depression. My wife was about to leave me as I was turning in overweight psycho. My friend pointed to your web site and I asked for pack of Anatrim as soon as it was possible. The results were excellent, my appetite came to acceptable level, I was in good spirits oftener, and, be sure, I tightened my belt with no regrets. And you see me, the bedroom became cool, too!" Mike
There many and many thanks delighted people leave after trying Anatrim. Don’t you wanna add yourself to the tens of thousands of slim people and try this all-natural appetite-suppressing energy increasing product now!
Do not lose the opportunity!
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