Funniest "you had to be there" joke ever


Written on Monday, December 10, 2007 by Jessica

Let me set the scene. It won't help because, as I said, you had to be there.

A coworker was logging into a slow web site. "Faster than a continental glacier," he quipped, to which I replied, "You're too generous. Faster than a tectonic plate, maybe, but not a continental glacier." We both laughed because we work for a software company; therefore, we are geeks.

Another coworker then chimed in with, "What does a tectonic plate say while riding on the back of a continental glacier?"

Give up?

Answer: Wheeeeeeeee!

Hey, I already warned you that you had to be there.

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  1. Danielle/Brooke |


  2. Anonymous |

    This reminds me of when my bestest guy friend M and I get together and talk about Star Trek...

    You really really have to be there.. and be a big time STar Trek Geek!

    I don't get it, but I understand!!

  3. Valerie |

    I am a true geek, because I was laughing!

  4. Christina |

    it made me giggle

  5. Sherri Sanders |

    You're right, you guys are geeks. LOL :)


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