I'll pass
Written on Monday, June 16, 2008 by Jessica
Chester Oliver has sent me an urgent email to tell me that I can enlarge my penis by three inches.
Subject: You Can Enlarge Your Penis By 3"While I do indeed dream of super size (McDonald's, usually), that would give me an overall penis size of only three inches, which is more embarrassing than having no penis at all, so I think I'll pass.
Be the stud in 2008, and achieve all your dreams of super size!
Many surveys have shown that ladies prefer their man to have a huge manhood.
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You're so funny. :)
It's not the size that matters. Oh, wait. You're a woman so you know that's a lie.
Hmmm.... why is spam always about penis size?
Yeah, you never see spam for creams and gadgets to increase breast size.
I think having a penis would be fun!! I would not have to sit down or squat on filthy toilets to pee...have u seen those public restrooms? YUCK!
But I also like the fact that my girly parts are neatly tucked in.. so I don't know....
penis < vagina
penis > vagina
penis = vagina
Z.
Have you seen that movie Juno? There's a line that really cracks me up. She sees a bunch of track runners from her school running down the sidewalk: "When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All I see is pork swords."