Written on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 by Jessica
STOP THE PRESSES! I received very important CNN breaking news in my mailbox:
Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.Someone please shoot me. Why does this deserve breaking-news treatment? I don't give a rat's ass about ol' Brit and her hubby.
Don't they know that today is election day? Isn't there any news more worthy of my attention? If you enjoyed this post Subscribe to our feed