Childhood sayings
Written on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 by Jessica
Someone just mentioned one I haven't heard in twenty-five years:
So so suck your toeAhhhh, elementary school. We also used to say things like, "Gross me out the door!" and "Gag me with a spoon!" and "Grody to the max!" Yes, I used to say "Grody to the max" in second grade.
All the way to Mexico.
While you're there
Cut your hair
And don't forget your underwear.
What about you? Any good childhood sayings you remember?
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My fav was:
Trick or treat
smell my feet
give me something good to eat,
if you don't I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear
oh and "circle circle dot dot now I got my cootie shot."
and the whole "I'm rubber your glue and whatever you say bounces of me and sticks to you!"
Gosh this is fun!
I was in high school when "valley girl speak" was big so I went through all the "Awesome!" "Totally", "As If" and Like I so totally like don't know like how my parents didn't like kill me.
Christina, good ones! Your first offering brings to mind:
I see London,
I see France,
I see someone's underpants.
Are they blue?
Are they pink?
I don't know but they sure do stink!
Lisa, I'm ashamed to admit it, but I still say things like, "That's so awesome!" or "That's totally cool!" I don't have the Vally Girl lilt in my voice, though, which saves me from being, like, totally annoying. Totally.
See you later alligator.
After while crocodile.
Not too soon you big baboon.
Neato Castiletto.
These are great! How about:
Baby, baby, stick your head in gravy, wrap it up in bubble gum and send it to the Navy.
Or to pick someone:
Eeenie, meenie, minie moe, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers let him go, eenie, meenie, minie, moe. My mother told me to pick the very best one and you are it.
Bubblegum, bubblegum,
In a dish,
How many pieces,
Do you wish?
Oh and what was the engine one...
Engine, engine, number nine, going down Chicago line, if the train falls off its tracks, do you want your money back?
Was there more to it?
I used to constantly say "I'm about sure" in a very over-the-top sarcastic voice.
Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish, how many pieces do you wish?
Our naughtiest childhood rhyme was:
Milk, milk
Lemonade
Round the corner
Fudge is made
This rhyme was recited while pointing to various body parts... which was followed by uncontollable giggling.
Wash my mouth out with soap!
"Milk, milk, lemonade..."
I'd forgotten all about that one!
"Engine, engine number nine..." I went looking, but I don't see any more to that one.
Boy and Girl,
Sittin' in a tree.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes baby in the baby carriage!
Not too big.
Not too small.
Just the size of a cannonball.
What about these sayings/games:
Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack, all dressed in black black black, w/silver buttons...all down her back...she asked her mother...for 50 cents...to see the elephants jump over the fence...They jumped so high...They reached the sky...They didn't come back...till the 4th of July!
Down by the banks of the Hanky Panky
Where the bullfrogs jump from bank to banky
Where the eeps, ops, sodapops
Hey Mr. Lilypad and went kerplops
Inky binky bonky, daddy catched a d/monkey. Daddy died, d/monkey cried, inky binky bonky!
(It sounded something like that!?)
Down down baby, down down the rollercoaster...
Eenie meenie minie moe...
(I heard a different one where it says something like, "pick the one who kissed behind the magazine & you are it!"!?)
My mother, your mother, live across the street. 18, 19, Blueberry Street, every time they had a fight, this is what they say:
Boys are rotten, made outta cotton.
Girls are sexy, made outta Pepsi.
...
A sailor went to sea sea sea
To see what he could see see see
And all that he could see see see
Was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea.
Mailman, mailman, do your duty
Here comes a lady w/an African booty
She can do the pom poms, she can do the twist, but most of all she can kiss, kiss, kiss
K-I-S-S
Cinderella, dressed in yella
Went upstairs to kiss her fella
She made a mistake & kissed the snake
How many doctors did it take?
When Miss Suzie was a baby...she went like this: "Wah, wah!"
When Miss Suzie was a toddler, she went like this: "Wah, wah...tie my shoe!"
When Miss Suzie was a kid, she went like this: "Wah, wah...tie my shoe...I don't wanna go to school..."
(It's too long to write...Lol!)
Miss Suzie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell DING DING...
(I'll just write the ending parts!)
...The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow
Bees are in the park
Miss Suzie & her boyfriend
are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, Dark, dark dark
Darker than the city darker than the sea
Darker than the underwear
mommy puts on me...
(Or, the last part would go like:)
Dark...
Is like a movie, a movie's like a show, a show is on TV
And that's all I know I know
I know my ma I know I know my pa
I even know my sister wears a 40 acre bra...
Looser, looser double looser
As if,
Whatever
Get the picture
Duh!!!!
Mine is
oposite to my mother your mother this is are remix
Apples on a stick made me sick made my tummy go 2,4,6 not becuz im ugly not because im cute not becuz the boys in the magazine. my momma your momma live acrouss the strett 14,16 lincoln street mommas in the kitchen cooking the chicken dads in the living room shooting his gun brothers in jail cuz he shot his head sisters saying fruit cockstail
idk lol i like it theres a whole dance thing to it +D
theres another one =D
tweetle lee dee skewball
tweetle lee dee thats all
tweetle lee dee popsicle popsicle eww your breath sticks
rocking in a tree house allday long huffinf and a puffin and singing this song all the little girls and boy on the street love the here the birdy go tweet tweet tweet rockings robins (repeated about 3 times) then its mommas in the kitchen cooking the rice daddys on the toilet shooting his dice brothers in jail ringing that bell sisters on the corner sayinf fruit cocktail, he tweetles lee dee (repeated) batman and robin flying through the air baman lost his underwear bat man idc mommas goin to buy me a 6 pack pair the the chorus tweetles le dee
All you anonymous folks have introduced me to new ones. I don't think I've ever head them before.
Did you forget?
My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes.
My mother punched your mother right in the nose.
What colour was the blood?
Red..
R.. E.. D spells Red and you are it!
three irish men, three irish men, sitting in a ditch, on called the other a dirty son of a,
peter piper had a dog, a lovely dog had he, he gave it to a lady, to keep her company, she taught it, she taught it, she taught it how to jump, it ju-umped, it ju-umped, up her petti coat and bit her on her,
country boy country boy, sitting on a rock, along came a bumble bee and bit him on his,
cocktails, ginger ales 3 cents a glass, if you don't buy one i'll shove one up your,
ask me no more questions, i'll tell you no more lies, if you ever get hit with a bucket of sh1t be sure to close your eyes
miss suzie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell ding ding,
when miss suzie went to heaven, the steamboat went to,
hello operator please give me number 9 and if you disconnect me, i'll chop off your,
behind the refrigerator there laid a piece of glass,
miss suzie sat upon it and popped her little,
ask me no more questions i'll tell you no more lies,
miss suzie had to go home and there she closed her eyes.
my mother your mother live across the street, 1819 blueberry street.
every time they pick a fight, this is what they say,
boys are rotton made out of cotton,
girls are sexy made out of pepsi,,
boys go to jupiter to get more stupider,
girls go to mars to get more candy bars,
boys take baths to smell like trash,
girls take showers to smell like flowers.
itsy bitsy doodle pop, itsy bitsy ra.
strawberry shortcake huckleberry pie who will be your lucky guy?
A_B_C_D_E_F_G_H_I_J_K_L_M_N_O_P_Q_R_S_T_U_V_W_X_Y_Z
my mother your mother live acroos the street 18 19 blue berry street ever time they have a fight and this is what they say tonight boys are rotton made out of cotton girls are sexy made out of pepsi boys go to jupiter to get more stupider girls go to college to get more knowledge boys drink water to get more shorter girls drink pepsi to get more sexy mommas havin a baby poppas going crazy if a boy ill give it a toy if its a girl ill give it a curl if its a twin ill give it a pin rap it up in toilet paper send it down the escalator First FLOOR stop TO YA MOMMA SECOND FLOOR STOP TO YA POPPA THIRD FLOOR YOU BETTA WATCH OUT FOR THE S,S.T,T,O,O,P,P NOW STOP.
MY BOYFRIEND TOOK ME TO THE CANDY STORE HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM HE BOUGHT ME CAKE HE BOUGHT ME HOME WITH A BELLY EGG MOMMA MOMMA I FILL SICK CALL THE DOCTOR QUICK QUICK QUICK DOCTOR DOCTOR WILL I DIE CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO FIVE 1,2,3,4,5 IM A LIVE
i'm looking for the childhood rhyme that starts.....liar, liar pants on fire....
can anyone tell me how the rest of it goes, please?
We always said, "Liar, liar, pants on fire. Nose is longer than a telephone wire."
miss suzie had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell miss suzie sat upon it and broke her big fat ask me no more questions i'll tell you no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up thier flies are in the city the bees are the park miss suzie's with her boyfriend kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k dark dark dark
down down baby down by the roller coaster sweet sweet baby sweet sweet don't let me go shimmey shimmey coco ra shimmey shimmey ra shimmey shimmey coco ra shimmey shimmey ra i have a boyfriend a biscuit he's so cute a triscuit apples on the table peaches on the floor step down baby i don't love you any more
candy apple on a stick makes my tummy go two forty six, not because Im ugly not because Im fat just because I kissed a boy behind the magazine. hey boys put up a fight cause here some " " with her pants on thight she jiggle she can wiggle she can do the twist but most of all she can kiss kiss kiss.
These are the versions I knew ....
My mother, your mother live across the street. 18 19 Blueberry street. Every night they have a fight and this is what they say. Boys are rotten made out of cotton. Girls are dandy made out of candy. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, girls go to Mars to get more candy bars. Boys take a bath to get more math. Girls take a shower to get more power!
Also...
Candied apples on a stick, make my tummy go 2,4,6. Not because I'm dirty, not because I'm clean, just because I kissed a boy behind the magazine!
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See,see,see my mother ur mother live across the street 1819 bluberry street everytime they hav a fight this is wut they say...Girls r sexy just lik pepsi boys r rotton jus lik Cotton boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider girls go to college to get more knowledge huck uhh buck of soda water huck u buck a zoom huck uhh buck of soda water we love u take a peach take a plum take a piece of bubble gum teacher teacher don't be dumb give me bake my bubble gum if she slaps u dnt u cry pack your books nd say goodbye goodbye goodbye
MY MOMMA, YOUR MOMMA LIVE ACROSS THE STREET,
18-19 STRAWBERRY STREET,
EVERYNIGHT THEY HAD A FIGHT AND THIS IS WHAT THEY SAID ALRIGHT:
BOYS ARE ROTTEN MADE OUT OF COTTON
GIRLS ARE DANDY MADE OUT OF CANDY
BOYS GO TO JUPITER TO GET MORE STUPIDER,
GIRLS GO TO MARS TO BE SUPERSTARS,
BOYS DRINK COKE TO BE A DOPE
GIRLS DRINK PEPSI TO GET MORE SEXY
**** CONTINUING..
CRISS CROSS APPLE SAUCE...
MOMMY'Z HAVING A BABY AND DADDY'Z GOIN CRAZY,
IF ITS A BOY, GIVE IT A TOY
IF ITS A GIRL. GIVE HER A PEARL
CRISS CROSS APPLE SAUCE...
WE HATE BOYS ! [AHHHHHHH]
miss suzie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell ding ding,
when miss suzie went to heaven, the steamboat went to,
hello operator please give me number 9 and if you disconnect me, i'll chop off your,
behind the refrigerator there laid a piece of glass,
miss suzie sat upon it and broke her little,
ask me no more questions i'll tell you no more lies,
the b ys are in the bathroom
ziping up their
flys are in the medao
the bees are in their hive
miss sizie and her boyfriend and kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark
the dark is like a movie
the movies like a show
the show is like a tv set and that is all i know
i know i know my ma
i know i know my pa
i know i know my sister with the 49's bra
she dyed her hair all purple
she dyed her hair all pink
she dyed her hair all poka dot and that is all i think
i think the sink turned purple
i think the sink turned pink i think the sink turned poka dot
and i think thats pretty neat
ACTUALLY YOU GUYS!! it goes like this!!
Miss Mary had a steamboat
her steam boat had a bell (ding ding)
Miss Mary went to heaven
Her steamboat went to
Hello operator, pleaze give me number 9
and if you disconnect me ill kick you from
Behind the yellow curtan there was a piece of glass
Miss Mary sat apon it and broke her little
Ask me no more questions, please tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathrooms doing up their
Flies are in the city, bees are in the park
Miss mary and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-k dark dark
Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea,
Darker than the underwear my mommy put on me,
My mother is queen elizebeth
My father is King Kong
My sister is so stupid that why she made this song!!
All of these and no monkeys?
5 Monkeys were jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped their head. Momma called the doctor, and the doctor said, no more monkeys jumping on the bed.
4 Monkeys were jumping....... And so on.
My mother, you mother lived across the street
1819 alligator street
One day they had a fight and they said
Girls go to mars,to get more candybars
Boys go to jupiter, to get more stupider,
Girls take baths,to do more math(i dont know why we said that?)
Boys take showers to get more power
Boys drink Sprite, to get more might
Girls drink Pepsi to get more sexy
Oh and ...
Lemonade
Ice Tea
Coca Cola
Pepsi
Lemonade,Ice Tea,Coca Cola,Pepsi
Turn around
Touch the ground
Kick your boyfreind out of town
Freeze!
and last one...
Ice Cream Soda
Cherry On Top
Who's Your Boyfriend
I Forgot
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
one of my fave was:
eenie meenie si si leenie oo op bop o leenie
ochie gotchie liverachie i love you
take a peach take a plum take a stick of bubblegum
no peach no plum no stickof bubblegum
i saw your boyfriend how do you know?
i peeped through the peep hole NOSEY
i didnt do the dishes LAZY
i ate all the cookies GREEDY
i jumped out the window NOW I KNOW YOUR CRAZY!
heres one my mom grew up with
eenie meenie tipsy teenie
ollie boolie dominolly
ah ba teh
abala babla boo
out goes you!
I always loved that one cause of all the funny words!
what about:
for jumprope:
Strawberry shortcake cream on top
tell me the name of your sweetheart ABCD.... (till the person stops)
or
tweet baby tweet baby
my momma said she rocks in the tree top
all day long
huffing an d a puffing
and a singing that song
all the little birdies on chamber street
love to hear the robins going
tweet tweet tweet
rockin' robin
or
eenie meenie sis-a-lini
oh ah combo-lini
atchi katch liver-achi
i love you
take a piece take a plum take a stick of bubble gum
no piece no plum no stick of bubble gum
i saw you with your boyfriend last night
how do you know?
i peeked through the window
nosey
i didnt wash the dishes
lazy
i ate all the cookie
greedy
i jumped out the window
you must be crazy
eenie meenie sis-a-lini
atch katchi
liver-archi
i love you.
or
candy girl
you are my world
you look so sweet
you're a special treat
this is the way we do the...
(insert things like butterfly, criss-cross, etc)
I am a pretty little Dutch Girl
As Pretty as Pretty can be!
And all the boys on the baseball team go crazy over me!
My boyfriend's name is Tony!
He eats my macaronni(?)!!
With 42 toes and a pickle for a nose and thats the way my story goes!
One day when I was walkin,
I heard my boyfriend talkin,
to a pretty little girl
with strawberry curls
and this is what he said to her:
I L-O-V-E Love you!
I K-I-S-S Kiss you!
I K-I-S-S Kiss you on your
F-A-C-E FACE FACE FACE!
What about Cowabunga? or Eat My Shorts? Tubular? What About Talk to the hand cuz the face don't understand? Chillin like a villin? And The one I still say to this day "For Real?"
There's a place called Mars,
where the women smoke cigars,
and the men wear bikinies,
and the children drink Martini's.
Every breathe you take,
you kill another snake.
When the snake goes dead,
you pour mustard on his head.
When the mustard dries,
you put diamonds in his eyes.
When the diamonds crack,
you call King Jack.
When King Jack says to freeze
you have to freeze!
*And then the first one that moves loses.
Baby baby Suck Your Thumb don't forget your Bubble Gum.
Fish Heads Fish Heads ......
Greasy grimmy Gopher Heads
Monkey See Moneky Do
Cross Cross Apple Sauce
Pinch Poke You Owe Me a Coke
I Know You are But what Am I
Baby baby Suck Your Thumb don't forget your Bubble Gum.
Fish Heads Fish Heads ......
Greasy grimmy Gopher Heads
Monkey See Moneky Do
Cross Cross Apple Sauce
Pinch Poke You Owe Me a Coke
I Know You are But what Am I
I used to say this when my friends and I were playing a game and didn't want anyone else to play:
Tick Tock
The game is locked
Nobody else can playyyy
But: (insert names of those playing)
There was an old lady, who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly! There was an old lady who swallowed a spider, it wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed a spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly! There was an old lady who swallowed a cat, think of that! she swallowed a cat! She swallowed the cat to catch the spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly! (and so on until the horse) there was an old lady who swallowed a horse, she's dead of course!
I remember this one growing up in the hood.
Copped my pistols, jumped into the ride.
Got at the bar, copped some flack,
Copped some cheeba-cheeba, it wasn’t wack.
Got to the place, and who did I see?
A sucka-ass nigga tryin to sound like me.
Put my pistol up against his head—
I said, “Sucka-ass nigga, I should shoot you dead.
great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, chopped up parakeet, french fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood, eat em without a spoon, BOP!
kinda gruesome, but it was a little handshake thing...
Oh another one was..
pinch, poke you owe me a coke
and they would reply..
circle, dot i do not
its really dis one
sososos ur momma my momma live across the street 1819 blueberry street every nite they have a fight and dis is want they say all nite
boys are rotten made out of cotton
girls are sexy made out of Pepsi
boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
girls go to college to get more knowledge.
boys take a bath to get more math
girls take a shower to get more power
a walla walla freeze
a walla walla freeze
a walla walla walla walla freeze
if u show ur butter teeth ur momma smell like ur daddy feet
i love dis one
momma having a baby
daddy goin crazy
if its a boy ill give it a toy
if its a girl i'll give it a curl
if its two twin ill wrap it up in toilet paper sent it down the elevator
one floor stop
two floor stop
three dont stop till ur hands get hot
amound nut in a hut ill show my but in pizza hut so what im crazy.....im foolish......... im crazy im foolish im fool la la
im crazy im foolish im fool la la
so wat if u show ur butter ree teeth u r out of the game for the rest of ur life
dis is the real one
we will we will
kick ur butt all the way to pizza hut
while ur there dye ur hair
don't for get ur underwear
i know one that goes mama mama cant u see wat the army done to me they took away my favorite toys now im playing with the boys they took away my mp3 now im watching dumb barney
I learned these from my friends Olivia and Laura.
Laura taught me this:
Mamma mamma can't you see what the baby's done to me He took away my MP3 now I'm stuck with dumb Barney!Doctor Doctor apples on a stick make my heart go 246!246! Not because their dirty not because I'm clean but because I kissed a boy behind a magazine. Hey girl, wanna have fun? Here comes (you can either say a boys name or say 'a boy') with his pants undone, now close your eyes and count to ten if you mess up you have to marry him.
(Close your eyes and count to ten while doing the hand motions).
And then my friend Olivia taught me this:
Mailman mailman do your duty, here comes a woman with an african booty. She can do the pom pom, she can do the twist twist, betcha 50$ she can do it like this.
What about;
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
(insert name) stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who me?! Yes you! It couldn't be! Then who?! (And start again)
Also :
Lemonade (clap clap clap)
Crunchy Ice (clap clap clap)
Beat it once (clap clap clap)
Beat it twice(clap clap clap)
lemonade, crunchy ice, beat it once beat it twice.
Ok it goes like this guys:
Miss Suzy had a steam boat
The steam boat had a bell ding ding
Miss Suzy went to heaven the steam boat went to
Hello operator please give me number 9
And if you disconnect me I'll kick you from
Behind the 'fridgerater there laid a piece of glass
Miss Suzy sat upon it and broke her big fat
Ask me no more questions tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow the bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark
Dark is like a movie a movie's like a show a show is like a tv show and that is all I know
I know I know my mother
I know I know my father
I know I know my sister with a 40 acre bra
She dies her hair purple she died her hair pink
She died her hair her underwear and flushed it down the sink
My ma is Godzilla my pa is king kong
My brother is the stupid one that made up this dumb song
my apple sticks one was different. It went...
Applesauce applesauce makes me sick makes my heart go 246 not because I'm ugly not because I'm clean not because I kissed a boy behind the magazine so come on girls lets have some fun here comes ''someone'' with his pants undone he can wiggle he can wobble he can do the splits but I bet you five bucks he can't do this close your eyes and count to 10 if you mess up you gotta kiss your boyfriend...then you would continue the clapping came with your eyes closed and count to 10
I had
Coca-cola went to town
Diet Pepsi knocked him down
Dr. Pepper picked him up
Now we're drinking 7up
7up caught the flew
Now we're drinking Mountain Dew
Mountain dew fell off the mountain
Now we're drinking from the fountain
Fountain broke
Now we're back to drinking coke!
i will never forget this one:
My mother your mother lived across the street 18 19 blueberry street everytime they had a fight this is what they say tonight. Boys are rotton made out of cotton girls are sexy made out of pepsi boys go to jupiter to get more stupider girls go to college to get more knowledge wrap it up in toilet paper send it down in the escaltor 1st floor steppin to papa 2nd floor steppin to mama 3rd floor you better watch out cause S-S T-T O-O P-P SPELLLS STOP *and then you freeze*
Ice cream
Soda
Ginger ale pop
How many boyfriends do you got
12345...........................
I don't wanna go to Mexico
No more more more
There's a big fat policeman
At the door door door
If he grabs you by the collar
Boy you betta holler
If he grabs you by the pants
Boy you betta dance
I don't wanna go to Mexico
No more more more
Shut the door! (And they tickle each other)
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts mutilated monkey meat chopped up birdys feet French fried eyeballs rolling up and down the street oops I forgot my spoon
There's another one I can't remember all of part of it is
Makes my heart go 2 4 6 got a re bop bop bop she bop got a re bop bop bop she bop
Does anyone know the full song?
HERES ONE I LEARNED ITS A REMIX THOO
CANDY APPLES ON A STICK MAKES MY HEART GO 2 46 NOT BECAUSE IM DIRTY NOT BECAUSE IM CLEAN NOT BECAUSE I KISSED A BOY BEHIND A MAGIZINE SAY HEY OH WANNA HAVE FUN HERE COMES CHRIS WITH HIS PANTS UNDONE HE CAN WIGGLE HE CAN WOBBLE HE CAN DO THE SPLITS BUT I BET YOU 10 BUCKS YOU CANT DO THIS CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO TEN 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 AND WERE CRAZY AGIAN
Mailman Mailman do your duty here comes a lady with an african booty.She can do the pom poms. She can do the twist,but most of all she can kiss kiss kiss with her red hot lips. K-I-S-S when you spell it out you have to go down speading your legs into the splits.
I went down town to see Charlie Brown. He gave me a nickel to buy a pickle but the pickle was sour so he bought me a flower the flower was dead so this is what he said icky icky soda pop icky ickyyou a boy loves you and that is true.
I love this one becuase it awsome and i posted it
BIG MAC FILET O FISH QUARTER POUNDER FRENCH FRIES ICY COLD MILK SHAKES SUNDAAAEESS AND APPLE PIES! (Before chicken nuggets were discovered. Lol)
Guam version of Rock-Paper-Scissors
Junk and Po!
I gotta show!
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my mother your mother live across the street 18, 19 blue berry street every time they had a fight this is what they say tonight toys are rotten made out of cotton boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider girls go to college to get more knowledge mamas having a baby papas going crazy if its a boy give it a toy if its a girl you give it a twirl...
i dont want to go to mexico no more more more theirs a big fat policeman at the door door door if you open the door he will pee on the floor i dont want to go to mexico no more more more
Liar liar pants on fire
Soapy mouth and bottom red
crying all the way to bed
In response to earlier. I knew many of these sayings, most had very dirty versions. I'm a lot older than most here! To complete 1 earlier, we learned, in 6th grade:
Mutilated chicken feet.
Tutti-Frutti monkey meat.
That's what we had for lunch, Now Dinner!
Ham sandwiches, with boogers on top.
M-m-m monkey vomit, and camel snot.
The more you eat it, the hungrier you get. So try ham sandwiches with boogers on top!!
Miss Lucy had a steamboat. The steamboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to
HELL-o operator, please give me number nine. And in if you disconnect me I will chop off your
BEHIND the 'fridgerator, there is a piece of glass. And every time you step on it, it goes right up your
ASK me no more questions, tell me no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom, pulling down their
FLIES are in the garbage, the bees are in the park. The boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K Dark!!
We use to say milk milk lemonade around the corner chocolate’s made push the button pull the chain out comes chocolate choo choo train
Yessss!! I even had my Mom buy me a book on how to speak like a Valley Girl and I had EVERY Tiger Beat magazine there was!! 😂
Apples on a stick can make me sick, make my tummy go 2,4,6, not because I’m dirty not because I’m clean. Just because I kissed a boy behind a magazine. Hey boys or girls how about a fight. Here comes Susie with her pants on tight she can wiggle she can wobble she can even do the splits but I bet you 5 dollars she can’t do this close her eyes and count to 10. 1,2 3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 do it again! 1,2,3,4,5 6,7,8,9, 10 the End
Bye Felicia.
Still using to this day lol