New Year's Resolutions

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Written on Tuesday, January 02, 2007 by Jessica

Resolutions I can keep:

1. I resolve to procrastinate whenever I can. Case in point. Today is January 2nd. I'm finally starting my resolutions now.
2. I resolve to think about going on a diet. I am unlikely to actually do so. (See resolution #1.)
3. I resolve to think about exercising. I am unlikely to actually do so. (Again, see resolution #1.)
4. Hug Seth every day.

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